16 Funny Quotes About Love

9. Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
– Henry Kissinger

10. You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.
– Anonymous

11. Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
– Cathy Carlyle

12. Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
– Erma Bombeck

13. Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
– Fran Lebowitz

14. Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
– Fulton J. Sheen

15. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
– Anonymous

16. Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
– Joan Crawford